Frying To Night

[Chipchopper]

My local chip shop is so popular, that folk will line up outside. go'ing halfway round the block to buy their favourite takeaways, on a Friday.
Hats off to those guys that work there, they are real a-fish-ionados

[emmie]

another belter, keep em coming

[1ozzy]

Is Fryday the only day?

[Chipchopper]

No, 1ozy, But it's certainly the busyest, cods, honest.

[1ozzy]

That could be a red herring.
Bet my sole on it!

[Chipchopper]

Or a sprat to catch a mackerel.
sorry for missing one of your Z's out

[mallyh]

sounds like the plaice to be on friday x

[Chipchopper]

I can't roe about that

[mallyh]

that's brill x

[Chipchopper]

HEY!, halibut that

[gulliver1]

Don't believe you chipchopper ,your talking a load of Cods

[mallyh]

bet the owners of the shop are squids in x

[elliemay1]

I'll mullet it over before I give it a go

[Chipchopper]

Red or grey, elliemay ?
The greys are a different kettle of fish

[Grumpygrandad]

I resent all these fishy jokes. Be warned, I am the Codfather!

[Chipchopper]

Don't be Sicily

[Patsy33]

Wow! Thanks for letting minnow..
I must perch-ase some there soon..

[elliemay1]

All sounds a bit fishy to me. Those puns are off the scale!

[Georgiesmum]

Yes, they are certainly a chip off the old block!

[Chipchopper]

That's right Geogesmam, When I finally got to the counter, I said "do I have to put the salt and vinegar on myself"
No, just the fish n' chips" he said,

[Georgiesmum]

LOL