Sex Is In Short Supply

[nailit]

Panic buy now,
Keep topped up,
Its running low,

Get it while you can.

[nailit]

//Any discount for Stokies?//

We have to look after our own eh?

[Mamyalynne]

Must just be regional shortage then.

[nailit]

//Must just be regional shortage then//

Just not enough of us to go round, Im afraid.
Where's Andy when you need him?

[DTCwordfan]

so that's where the tanker drivers went.....cosy and welcoming beds, sofas or dungeons....

[DTCwordfan]

//Where's Andy when you need him?//

In bed?

[zebo]

That's a job the Army would willingly undertake if my memory serves me well.
Are they doing toofers?

[DTCwordfan]

thought it was the Navy that ended up with 'exotic oriential diseases' and the Army - well, they just killed them.

[woofgang]

Nailit wins the internet today

[nailit]

//Nailit wins the internet today//

I wish......

Tomorrow it will be petrol again,,,,
;-)

[gulliver1]

Think there is an upper age limit .