Job Descriptions

[Canary42]

Lawyer: Writes a 25,000 word document and calls it a "brief."

Banker: Lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Economist: Will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Statistician: Is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

Schoolteacher: Used to think they liked children.

Programmer: Solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.

Diplomat: Can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip.

Professor: Talks in someone else's sleep.

Psychologist: Watches everyone else when a beautiful woman enters the room.

[Patsy33]

Like the Diplomat one..
:-))