I spilt some hot fat on my kitchen floor tiles and instead of cleaning up properly, I got the worst up with a paper towel then sprayed it with an all-purpose cleaner, turning the floor into a very effective skating rink.
I nearly went down but still managed to jar my back. Could have been worse.
My wife has done a proper job. I have limped my way to the sofa.
swatted a moth on my desk. Something fell down and I picked it up. Turned out to be the glass cover from my desk light, which was red hot. So a burnt finger and I missed the moth.
Needed a baking tin from kitchen cupboard & found yellow bramble stems growing from under floor boards. Soaked the bramble plant in vinegar to kill it & litre container tipped over. Crockery covered in vinegar & cupboard stinks. Ive shut the door & left it, to rest with g&t.
Made myself a vodka and tonic. Enjoyed it, Finished it, went into the kitchen to make another and saw the spirit measure sat there with my vodka in. I’d had a tonic (with lime and ice of course) but no vodka.
Last night my throat was sore so I couldn't eat my salad so my mummy wrapped it in cling film in the fridge my daddy ate it today and got food poisoning even though it was fine yesterday.
Lol @ Zacs, but I've done something similar. Years ago was going to a party and I took an empty water bottle filled with vodka. But in my haste picked up a fresh water bottle and wondered why I wasn't getting drunk!!!
Got partway up the steps at the train station only to remember I had left my shopping on the train so had to dash back to fetch it otherwise no lunch tomorrow