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What Stupid Thing Have You Done Today?

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barry1010 | 16:43 Sat 04th Sep 2021 | ChatterBank
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I spilt some hot fat on my kitchen floor tiles and instead of cleaning up properly, I got the worst up with a paper towel then sprayed it with an all-purpose cleaner, turning the floor into a very effective skating rink.
I nearly went down but still managed to jar my back. Could have been worse.

My wife has done a proper job. I have limped my way to the sofa.
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i sent my husband out on his own to buy a new tv ....
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bednobs wins
sorry barry we all lost :(
APG - // Thats not being stupid though is it Andy -its just being Male :-) //

That would mean that being male and being stupid are one and the same ....

Ohhhhh,

Riiiiight ......
swatted a moth on my desk. Something fell down and I picked it up. Turned out to be the glass cover from my desk light, which was red hot. So a burnt finger and I missed the moth.
Needed a baking tin from kitchen cupboard & found yellow bramble stems growing from under floor boards. Soaked the bramble plant in vinegar to kill it & litre container tipped over. Crockery covered in vinegar & cupboard stinks. Ive shut the door & left it, to rest with g&t.
tamborine, liking your style ;)
Made myself a vodka and tonic. Enjoyed it, Finished it, went into the kitchen to make another and saw the spirit measure sat there with my vodka in. I’d had a tonic (with lime and ice of course) but no vodka.
Last night my throat was sore so I couldn't eat my salad so my mummy wrapped it in cling film in the fridge my daddy ate it today and got food poisoning even though it was fine yesterday.
You measure????
I was trying to be sensible. Doubles of course!
Lol @ Zacs, but I've done something similar. Years ago was going to a party and I took an empty water bottle filled with vodka. But in my haste picked up a fresh water bottle and wondered why I wasn't getting drunk!!!
I believed the weather forecast in this country and thought it might just be nice to live here (I was wrong)
Ooooh, they'll be after you shortly. :-)
I think I just cracked my crock pot...aarrgghhh!
Very...very...stupid :((
Lost 2 golf balls & found none, & got beaten at chess by the computer on an embarrassingly low setting. :0(
Got partway up the steps at the train station only to remember I had left my shopping on the train so had to dash back to fetch it otherwise no lunch tomorrow

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