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Chipchopper | 15:22 Mon 09th Aug 2021 | Jokes
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A man walks into a super marker with blood gushing from his hand.
A shop assistant, who was stacking the shelves, notices the man and said to the man: "are you OK Sir, that looks like a nasty cut you have there, can I get you a plaster or something for that?"
Man: "yes, them wire baskets are lethal, direct me to the herbs and spices aisle".
Shop assistant: "OK, Sir, but why the herbs and spices ?".
Man: "because I've heard that thyme is a great healer"
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Avatar Image Ellipsis
None too sage advice ...
15:35 Mon 09th Aug 2021
Avatar Image jno
that's only parsley true.
15:36 Mon 09th Aug 2021
Avatar Image Jackdaw33
Whas it a male or female assistant? Rosemary or Basil?
15:38 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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In future Rosemary will do the shopping and leave Basil at home.
15:38 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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arghh, you nicked my line Jack :-)
15:39 Mon 09th Aug 2021
Avatar Image jno
that's what happens when you cumin too late, Mamya
15:40 Mon 09th Aug 2021
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
True I should pepper things up a bit.
15:42 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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now that's chive talking.
15:45 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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I mint to say, market ;-)
15:46 Mon 09th Aug 2021
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Saffron from predictive text, Chipchopper?
16:22 Mon 09th Aug 2021

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