Worst Chatup Lines

[nailit]

inspired by reading a thread in phrases & sayings..

'Nice legs...what time do they open?''

[rowanwitch]

Hopeful idiot...You will need clean sheets tomorrow..

My response was why ? are you going to sh## yourself?

[davebro]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass!

[david small]

Like the song....if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[nailit]

//You don't sweat much for a fat lass!//

I know thats the joke, but I actually worked with someone who used that line in a nightclub, got slapped in the face, and then bedded the girl the same evening.
That was nearly 30 yrs ago though, before the woke generation.

[mushroom25]

he: I'd really love to get inside your knickers.
she: why?
he: cos I just sh## in mine.

[elliemay1]

Do you fancy being buried with my people?

[DTCwordfan]

that's what Virginia apparently said to P.Andrew - 'You don't sweat much - for a fat middle-aged geezer.'

[DTCwordfan]

"Orgasms guaranteed - have you seen the length of my tongue." One male lizard to the other....

[jno]

"When I look into your eyes time stands still ... your face would stop a clock."

[Ken4155]

That outfit you're wearing would go perfectly with my bedroom carpet.

[Bazile]

Would you like to rattle my cage ?

[JimF]

I'm extremely wealthy. Would you like to have breakfast in the South of France?

[Ken4155]

I never really needed a chat up line. I just used to sit there licking my eyebrows:-)

[Hopkirk]

I hope you don't mind me asking, but do you sleep on your stomach?


Do you mind if I do?

[Ken4155]

If i said you had a beautiful body, would you let me take a few photos of it?