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Patsy33 | 16:03 Mon 24th May 2021 | Jokes
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Now that's it's planting season, 6 weeks ago, I planted my aarse on the sofa and it's grown considerably..
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Well hydrated?
16:10 Mon 24th May 2021
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Oh yes, I'm swell...
16:52 Mon 24th May 2021
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Maybe time for potting on.
16:59 Mon 24th May 2021
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I think I've taken root..
17:05 Mon 24th May 2021
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Time to branch out.

A corner suite?
17:06 Mon 24th May 2021
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I'm going to need it. I think I'm going to have the biggest aspidistra in the world...
17:13 Mon 24th May 2021
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We may need Monty Don on speed dial.
17:17 Mon 24th May 2021
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Cheeky!
17:49 Mon 24th May 2021
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Butt Ken!...
17:55 Mon 24th May 2021
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Wait till next week Ken, she'll be bustin' out all over.
18:04 Mon 24th May 2021
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It works for Kim Kardashian
19:25 Tue 25th May 2021

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