O'h Pollocks

[Chipchopper]

Two anglers are on a blind date at the end of the pier.
They became drawn together when their lines become entangled.
One said to the other "my plaice or yours "?

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[Ken4155]

Husband comes home from work and asks his wife what's for tea. "Friggin fish" she replies. "No need for that," he admonishes. "No. That's what they're called, 'Friggin fish'" she explains, as she calls her son down from his bedroom. Son sits at table as mother serves food. "What's this?" asks son. "Friggin fish," says dad. "That's what i like, dad, man to man talk. Pass the friggin salt n vinegar."

[elliemay1]

Brill!

[Patsy33]

Something to de-bait, I suppose...