Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

If you were an egg and you had to die by being cooked which method would you choose?

[margarettom]

Great to see you back Bob. I wish you would post more often, as your posts and the replies always cheer me up.

[Hopkirk]

I presume it's a turkey egg.

[Zacs-Master]

I'd like to be coddled, Bob.

[emmie]

omelette souffle, posh way to go

[aelmpvw]

i'd prefer to be addled before anyone killed and ate me

[tonyav]

Hey ooop bob. Just to let you know that I have finished building my life size replica of a 1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans am with my B&Q buckets, got a few Orange buckets left so I've decided to build a life size replica of Apollo eleven.

[DTCwordfan]

Eaten raw .....and to give you salmonella in revenge!

[New Judge]

Two eggs were being boiled in a saucepan. One says to the other "It ain't half hot in here ain't it". The other replies "That's nothing. When you get out somebody's going to smash your 'ead in!"