Friend In Bank

Patsy33 | 18:59 Mon 15th Mar 2021 | Jokes

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My friend who works in the bank, said he has seen Gilbert O'Sullivan a couple of times. I asked what he thought he was there for. Friend answered;
"A loan again, naturally"

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bobbinwales

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You should have asked him Who was it I saw you with. Was asked to write some verses once for Gilbert Osullivan threw them out as Nothing rhymed

19:36 Mon 15th Mar 2021

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Hopkirk

Is that your friend Clair?

sunny-dave

Are you taking The Mikado?

Ken4155

I assume your friend told Gilbert a loan was Out Of The Question:-)
By the way, Patsy, he also sang a song called 'A Friend Of Mine'. Pity you didn't open with that ;-)

Togo

"No Matter How I Try" to get a loan the answer is always "It's out of The question".

Patsy33

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Didn't know that, Ken. That would have been perfect. :-))

Hopkirk

Apparently when he asks for a loan the bank staff ask "Why oh why oh why?"

bobbinwales

You should have asked him Who was it I saw you with.
Was asked to write some verses once for Gilbert Osullivan threw them out as Nothing rhymed

DTCwordfan

You should try asking this in a Penzance bank.....it's positively terminal.

Chipchopper

I deposited some money in the bank. The kingfisher looked surprised

murraymints

get yer coat !

Chipchopper

I'll get my body warmer, there's no arm in that

bobbinwales

Not another GOS pun but just an obsavation. I allways thought Matrimony was one of Gilberts most famous hit singles - seemed to be played a lot in early 70s and on Radio 2 for many years but on checking his singles list today found that it was released twice but never hit the top 40. Are the charts list wrong?