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lady-janine | 17:10 Thu 11th Mar 2021 | ChatterBank
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I cannot think of anything much at the moment but would appreciate a happy cheerful thread.
Can anyone oblige? A very silly, amusing thread would be even better.
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Yes, I just came across it in a puzzle this morning.
What do you call birds that stick together ?
Vel-crows
What’s is big, red and eats rocks?














A Big Red Rockeater
Why, when we send goods by road, it's called a shipment; however, when we send the goods by sea it's called a cargo?
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line!
What's the best way to catch a rabbit? Lay in the long grass and make a noise like a lettuce.
We had two very (VERY) nice chaps come and clean our block paving today.
Our nice neighbours on the right were fine and appreciated the chaps knocking and cleaning a bit of their path which our mucky stuff had run on to.
The blooming grumpy chap on the left was very rude (no surprise there) and told them not to make a mess of his car..which they didn’t.
And we had home made soup for tea. And Tilly has given me her fish pie recipe. And I’m a tad ***.
All good :o)
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Ken 17.50 - okay why were the police using the stream?
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Thank you everyone. I feel more cheered up now.j
Sorry Lj posted my answers to Jj have a look.
This is one of my 'go to' videos when I need a bit of cheering up ;-)

LadyJ, it would appear my little joke flew over your head. You said the ducks and geese use the stream. Ducks and geese is a slang term for the police. Must be a NE Lancashire thing?
'Ducks and geese' is Australian rhyming slang for 'police', Ken, so how it came to be used in your part of the world is anyone's guess!

I note though that Preston and Burnley are both districts of Melbourne. Your ancestors didn't get transported there by any chance, did they? ;-)
There's always that possibility, Chris :-)
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Ken and Chris - never heard that term before. Thanks for educating me. lol
Just remember - A smile is a curve that can set things straight. Now practice!

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