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Another Bit Of Silliness

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lady-janine | 15:20 Wed 10th Feb 2021 | ChatterBank
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Here we go round the Mulberry Bush.

Over to anyone who can understand this or who wants to add more silliness.
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More in that vein, Lady-J ;-)

http://www.scoutscan.com/songs/m/msong017.html

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, had borderline personality disorder.
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Lots od silliness there Chris.
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
She tripped on her gown
Her pants slid down
Bevause they were made of nylon.
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Oooh another one Ferfew.

Thank you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For a bit of hanky panky
Jill came down with half a crown
Jack must have been a Yankee

Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The lock struck one
So the other two bashed the cuckoo's head in
Mary had a little lamb
'Cos she wasn't all that hungry
I eat my peas with honey
I’ve done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knive!
continue...
She tried to pull them up again
But they just kept on slipping
Until at last she realised
Her elastic wasn't gripping
Mary had a little lamb
She could not stop it gruntin'
She took it up the garden path
And she kicked it's little rump in

What? What did you think i was going to say?
Extract from letters to local housing executive

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2

Our lavatory is broken in half and is now in three pieces.

I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

The toilet seat is cracked - Where do I stand?
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
Cos there were ten green bottles hanging on the wall
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I just love them all especially those from JJ. thank you all for your contributions. They have enabled me to laugh on what has not been a very good day. I hope you have all enjoyed them as well.

Silliness is good at times like this when life can be drear. Hope you all agree.
Hey diddle diddle, the cat done a piddle!
Why do our feet smell and our noses run?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why do we say that the fire-alarm went off when, actually, it went on?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't stop Humpty from drinking vodka.
well i enjoyed the film
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063063/

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