My Neighbours

[-SharonA-]

My neighbours have complained about me, groaning too loud in the mornings having sex.
If only they knew, I am only trying to put my socks on!!!!

[Theland]

That's me!
''Oh yes oh yes oh yes yaaaaaaaay! Wow! Cor! Now for the other foot!''

[Chipchopper]

You'd look great in fishnets, along with the cod and haddock.......sorry;-)

[DTCwordfan]

those rubbery things are meant for something else, not your feet.