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Canary42 | 19:34 Mon 25th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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Went supermarket shopping with the wife today - had to get masked up as per advice.

Got home and unmasked, only to find brought the wrong woman home.
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I forgot that my gf was in the supermarket when I pulled away - and we were 30 miles away from base....
19:36 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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was she an improvement? lol
19:36 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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I hope you were able to change her back at the customer services desk.
19:40 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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That old chestnut!....
Lol.
21:08 Mon 25th Jan 2021
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It was only when I saw the empty toilet-roll shelves that I realised that I had left the Missus in the Ladies - or was it the Men's?
21:17 Mon 25th Jan 2021

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