Darth

[apricot]

Is it you?? Are you bored??

[darth vader]

huh? i've missed something.................. hang on (the answer's obviously not cos i dunno what you're talking about)

[darth vader]

nope. no idea what you're on about. give me a clue (or URL)

[tartanwiz]

It is you, isn't it, Darth? Come on, admit it, it was you all along.

[derbyram]

AND he was bored. You were weren't you Darth? It was you and you were bored. The truth will out.

[ouch!]

Darth! Don't think you can pull the wool over our eyes!

[IndieSinger]

I was wondering who it was. My money was on Quizmonster and I know someone who had a 5-1 bet that it was bernado. Nice bluffing, by the way darth vader butI think we all know now! I don't know whether to congratulate you or spank you.

[gazzawazza]

Hmmm, (rubs chin in thought), so it was Darth after all... Well deduced apricot.

[sexy_bef69]

i dont get it. can some1 explain please

[darth vader]

This isn't fair you're all picking on me aren't you? i knew this would happen, you try to build a death star and do they forgive you? i ask you - even my son doesn't want to know me. i told mrs vader that Skywalker was a girly name and he should be called Luke Hardhead or something. And that Laya girl - never tidied her room.......

[darth vader]

...and all these stormtroopers. you know how much bog roll they go through? and do they change it. no it's mr vader's job it seems cos every time i go there's the empty cardboard doofer for me. it's so unfair, i asked for a mountain bike for christmas but no dad says i should aim high and gave me a deathstar. i never wanted to be a jedi, when the careers master asked me i said i fancied the merchant navy but do they ever listen? one minute you're dreaming of a girl in every port, next minute they're showing you how to join the dark side. and do you even care how much mess is in this helmet every time i sneeze? i'm off to see my shrink

[darth vader]

...and it's not acne i have a skin condition and the doc says another 6 months in this helmet and my face will be as smooth as a baby's bum. and yes oh har har i still find the light sabre jokes funny after the trillionth time. you all think that being an evil empire builder i don't have feelings don't you? well i do so there. i'm off to sulk (not that anyone cares, son disowned me, daughter doesn't want to know me, darth mord went missing after episode 1, alex guiness never writes........)

[flirty41]

Awww, bless. :-)

[apricot]

Ha Ha I KNEW I was right. (Sexy-bf69 try and keep up)!!