I've Got It

[teacake44]

I'm going to see if I can get in touch with Boris today, I'm sure he will go for this. If you test positive you can still go out, providing you take up the government offer of a free high vis multi colored jacket from Sports direct, this will allow you to be spotted when out and about and given a wide birth. I come up with this on two fag packets, so a lot more thought gone into this. Any good?

[brainiac]

"A wide birth" - is that women who have several children?

[Ken4155]

^
No, women with big hips.

[royfromaus]

A lot more thought gone into this than what?

[aelmpvw]

whatever was written on three fag packets probably

[jno]

sounds promising, though ringing a bell and shouting "Unclean, unclean" would probably be cheaper.

[royfromaus]

Are bells cheaper than hi-viz jackets?

[jno]

they're not cheaper than free ones, but it would give employment to bell founders rather than Mike Ashley

http://www.savethewhitechapelbellfoundry.com/

[pixie374]

Just tag them...

[Smowball]

What about wearing a one berth tee pee tent with a plastic porthole at the front ?? : )

[Mamyalynne]

Be more interesting without the porthole ;-)

[LadyCG]

Why not just paint a black cross on them?

[TrevorThePug]

I'm allergic to hi-vis, my mother told me so.

[Mamyalynne]

You can buy an exemption badge for that Trevor.

[TrevorThePug]

That's nice to know, but how do I control my raging murderous tendencies when I see one in the street?

[Lie-in King]

Trevor - there are pills for those urges & for rash decisions? Creams... ;-)

[TrevorThePug]

I have no decisionous rashes, how very rude. smiles