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Theland | 14:56 Mon 04th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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The boss butcher sacked me for jamming my finger in the bacon slicer, and she got sacked as well :-)
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Avatar Image Patsy33
Lol..
15:02 Mon 04th Jan 2021
Avatar Image Jackdaw33
Clearly I'm missing something obvious here.
15:06 Mon 04th Jan 2021
Avatar Image zebo
A butcher had a notice up, Parents, please do not allow your child to sit on the bacon slice, we're getting a little behind in our orders.
15:06 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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JD, it's poorly told but I think the Bacon Slicer is not a machine.
15:08 Mon 04th Jan 2021
Avatar Image Jackdaw33
That had just dawned on me. As you say, poorly told.
15:10 Mon 04th Jan 2021
Avatar Image royfromaus
C'mon JD...this joke is older than you.
15:12 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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Avatar Image Electrochem
Bad taste, given what you claim to be
22:27 Mon 04th Jan 2021
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Sounds to me, like a rash-er desiion.
11:06 Tue 05th Jan 2021

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