My Son..

[Patsy33]

My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

[vulcan42]

He sounds a bit of a live wire.

[aelmpvw]

not a bright spark is he?

[Ken4155]

Shocking news. He should be brought back down to Earth.

[Bazile]

Did you say he also likes that rock band , AC DC ?

[Chipchopper]

The lad seems quite a transformer

[zebo]

You need cables with a greater resistance to teeth.
Sherlock Ohms can investigate his behaviour.