A Prezzie For An Aber.

[Theland]

You HAVE to buy a prezzie for an ABer, but it MUST be something they will definitely NOT enjoy.
So, thinking caps on, and THINK!
1) Who are you buying for?
2) What are you buying?
(Remember, when they open it, they will grimace rather than smile, and spit out the words through gritted teeth, '' Oooh its just what I've always wanted!''

Enjoy!

[Mamyalynne]

Excellent Cap'n.

[tiggerblue10]

I'd book somes Anger Management courses for a few ;o)

[Prudie]

I'd give Tonyav a year's supply of curry from his local take-away :-)

[anneasquith]

Oh captain. Tony will be so upset with you :-)

[iluvmargie]

A bunch of sweet grapes for asquith to take away the taste of the sour ones she contantly sucks on!

[tonyav]

grimace rather than smile, and spit out the words through gritted teeth, ''

Oooh such lovely prezzies, all just what I wanted. Such thoughtful ABers.

[Mozz71]

For Theland, a book of Benjamin Zephaniah poetry.

[sanmac]

I would send Retrcop a get-out-of-jail card. He might appreciate it, and he might not, if the latter, then it would meet Theland's qualification for a gift.

[anneasquith]

Ilovemargie. I don’t even know who you are, and don’t even recall a conversation on line with you . Hey ho .

[Barmaid]

I am buying myself a house move just before Christmas coupled with one of the most stressful jobs ever. I clearly don't like myself v much. And we cant get a removal company. So I win for getting myself the crappest present. Ever.

[anneasquith]

Barmaid . Wine , chocolate ?

[andy-hughes]

I love the idea of a Gloria Hunniford picture, especially if there is a hidden speaker, and at random unpredictable times it says "I remember when we lost Caron ... I remember when we lost Caron ..."

[Barmaid]

Lol. Done that Anne. Someone bought me some fizz and chocs a few weeks back. We consumed the lot tonight. Feel a bit sick now. Which is unfortunate seeing as we have to be up at 8.

[anneasquith]

You know it will work out in the end BM, it almost always does .