Haggis

[steg]

Is a raw baby haggis a substantial meal ?
;-)

[anneasquith]

Not for a big man .

[roopower]

Only if it has an egg in the middle

[jakep]

Raw? Baby? Nooooooo.....

[Peter Pedant]

I love baby haggis but I cdnt eat a whole one ( raw)

ad with that one liner by Chris Langham who later did time for kiddie fondling

but raw - wiv all that uncooked grain?
you have booked a week on the bog innit?

[malagabob]

Is it Haggis season? Where’s me gun.

[shoota]

No, but a hog is.

(See what I did there...?)