My Memory

[barry1010]

How come I can't remember family birthdays and anniversaries or hardly anything from my schooldays but I can remember that a finger of Fudge is just enough; for mash get Smash; if I do the Shake n Vac I'll put the freshness back and that hands that do dishes are as soft as your face with mild, green Fairy Liquid?

I also clearly remember that Opal Fruits are made to make your mouth water; that it will soon be the season to be jolly, tick a tick a Timex tra la la and I won't forget to light up the sky with Standard fireworks.

So why can't I remember my own telephone number? Why don't they teach children in jingles?

[pastafreak]

Oh Lordy...that meowing will be in my head all day now.
Help!!

[Theland]

Push it away with a kangaroo!
Kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo, kangaroo!

[New Judge]

//Do you remember when you could go to the cinema , stop off at the pub , go to the corner shop for some gobstoppers and a loaf and still have change from a penny ?//

That must have been after the inflation of the 1970s, Baz. This is what I remember:

"When I were a lad you could get a tram down into t'town, buy three new suits an' an ovvercoat, four pair o' good boots, go an' see Frank Randall at t'Palace Theatre, get blind drunk, 'ave some steak an' chips, bunch o' bananas an' three stone o' monkey nuts an' still 'ave change out of a farthing."

Them were the days! :-)

[Bazile]

The good old days
NJ :-(

[dannyk13]

One of my favourites :-

[Bazile]

:-), even

[barry1010]

Those were the days when any bloke could pull a dolly bird just by putting St Bruno in his pipe or smothering himself in Hai Karate

[Ken4155]

Now i've clicked on this thread, i can't remember why :-((

[Ken4155]

Oh yeah, that's right. I remember that if you bought Brut, you had to "Splash it all over Henry." Bought some once but it was wasted 'cos i didn't know anyone called Henry i could splash it all over.

[teacake44]

It was ten green bottles hanging on the wall??

[teacake44]

OMO for a cleaner wash, opps thats......

[Theland]

Tut tut

[Theland]

Christmas day in the pub, and it smelled like a *** handbag, with everybody covered in Xmas smellies!

[Theland]

A handbag belonging to a lady of the night!

[calmck]

The Milky Bar Kid

[Theland]

Go to work on an egg.

[Canary42]

I can remember

A man at sea will often hanker
For the flavour of an Anchor
So much satisfaction

... and the smutty version beloved of schoolboys which I'm sure you can work out (pun intended) yourselves.

Hint if you're still in the dark - one word only replaced "Anchor".