She Forgot My Straw

[Theland]

In the pub, seated service.
Lady brought our drinks, pint for me, Coca Cola for my wife.
When the barlady passed us a minute later, I told her I needed a straw for the coke.
''Just roll up a tenner like everyone else !''

[Spicerack]

V good.

[Bazile]

And we haven't even left the EU yet - or have we ?

[mallyh]

this joke sucks... lol x

[pixie374]

Snort.

[Chipchopper]

Good line ;-)

[Fanriffic]

Snorting Coke is never a good idea. The ice cubes will get stuck up your nose.