I Learnt Something Today

[eve1974]

Daddy longlegs have penises, which technically means they are not a spider

[Barmaid]

Oh and I learned today that:-

if you feed the cat the wrong food, he brings back a live weasel during a conference call with your client
if you are putting your make up on in a hurry, foundation is a particularly striking contrast on your black dress
you can do a multi party hearing with your changed dress unzipped and in flip flops
there is not enough wine........

[Musictv2019]

I don't like daddy longlegs at all I'm terrified of them and if I see one in the bathroom I have to put on a jacket and hurry really quickly became I don't know if they are harmless or dangerous.

[Ken4155]

^
They're totally harmless. The worst they can do is climb on your forearm and do a 'dad' dance.

[Ken4155]

Make sure it is his LEGS you pull off and not something else, though.

[sanmac]

And I learned today that "learnt" is the past tense of the verb "learn" accepted in the UK, but in Canada and the US it is "learned". How about that for a learning experience:)

[ToraToraTora]

BM, one of my jack russels has twice presented us with a hedgehog!