Man In A Pub.

[zabado]

A man in a pub was stood at the bar and watched as a big dog laid down in front of an open fire and started gently licking it's own testicles.
The man turned to the Landlord and said " I wish I could do that ".
The Landlord replied. " Give it a crisp it might let you ".

[Cryptical]

There was a man from Rhyl who swallowed a nuclear pill the end of his organ they found in Glamorgan his balls they found in Brazil.

[Hopkirk]

Q. Why do dogs lick their balls?


A. Because they can.