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teacake44 | 10:36 Thu 13th Aug 2020 | ChatterBank
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20 years I've been trying to get into university, I've just had a letter this time telling me that the examiners couldn't even decipher what I'd been writing, so nil grades. However they do wish me the very best for the future, and recommend I try for PM.
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The purpose of this thread is?
10:38 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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...a joke???
10:40 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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sadly, it amused me
10:41 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Just another dig at Boris, who has a Classics degree from Oxford.
10:47 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Should be in Joke section as it is (nearly) a joke.
10:47 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Jokes? Isn't there a Scam section?
10:50 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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You could appeal the decision, everyone else is .
10:57 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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The first part is extremely believable.
11:06 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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That's strange Teacake as I always thought you had a Masters in Kidology.
11:10 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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One could ask what use is a classics degree

But one won't
11:21 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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The good news is the house builders down the road have said if I pop down this afternoon they will supply me with a hard hat and high vis jacket, and they will take a photo with my phone of me pressing the green on button ( they will make sure its the green one) to start the cement mixer, after doing that I just have to elbow two or three of the brickies, and look really interested in them putting one brick on top of the other.
12:02 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Bored?
12:11 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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I thought you'd be out on a picnic now. Or had you mislaid a sandwich?
12:14 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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ff

That's worth a BA. Very droll.
12:33 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Naaa ff, to many picnics sandwiches and booze can blow one up all out of proportion, like to keep at my ten and a half stone under control. :0)
13:03 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Woosh!
13:06 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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Teacake 12.02. Have to agree with you , he is a Brick.
14:11 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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F/F 12.14 Thought you would have been helping Boris Lay a few bricks .
You always come across as " A few Bricks short of a Load"
14:17 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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That's a relief. I'd be concerned if you thought I talked a lot of sense
14:20 Thu 13th Aug 2020
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sorry, Eton's the only way to become PM. You could try for Home Secretary, though, the standards aren't very demanding.
14:22 Thu 13th Aug 2020

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