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DTCwordfan | 14:10 Tue 14th Jul 2020 | Jokes
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Fact: Buckfastleigh has ceased production of Buckie owing to Covid

Consequence: a dire shortage of Buckie in Weegieland

Resolution - use a Weegie recipe to make a duplicate product.
2 parts Marmite
2 parts Bistro beef stock made from one litre of boiling water and 2 Oxo cubes
1 part Benilyn
3 parts cheapest Vodka.
1 tbsp of Za'atar,
Let the blend cool, stir and then sieve into the glass.
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Is that your favourite tipple DTC? Maybe you could make and sell it?
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certainly not my favourite tipple, ghastly stuff and nearly as bad as an Underberg.....
Sounds vile.
I think DTC's recipe is a poor sort of beef tea for invalids - I would always use shin beef on the bone as a base.
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well Buckie does leave a lot of Glaswegians seemingly incapacitated, Mamya
Nay beef though, you'd need deep pockets to get blethered on Underberg too.
Buckfast Tonic Wine is a caffeinated fortified wine originally made by monks at Buckfast Abbey in Devon, England, now made under a licence granted by the monastery, and distributed by J. Chandler & Company in the United Kingdom and Richmond Marketing Ltd in Ireland. It is based on a traditional recipe from France. The wine's distributor reported record sales of £43.2 million as of March 2017. Sounds like a very lucrative business.
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Underberg is 44% alcohol!!! Though I guess the problem is actually drinking the stuff in copious volumes....
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It keeps the monks in fine order, maggie! Actually, the monastery in Buckfastleigh is worth visiting.....
Did wonder about that DTC, had read that it was well worth a visit.
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It never ceases to amaze me - the 'things' consumed in the UK, such as Marmite.
This was probably a cruel joke on the British by the French.
You know, those people who fart in your general direction.

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