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Bobbisox1 | 07:07 Tue 02nd Jun 2020 | News
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Killjoys.
07:40 Tue 02nd Jun 2020
Killjoys.
It's just a government initiative to ensure British people don't breed.

Well thank you for the back-handed compliments.

I'm afraid we can have no further contact though, at least not until you uncross your arms and stop pursing your lips like that when you type.
Arms or legs Doug?
Typical headlines...

"New coronavirus guidelines have made it illegal to have sex in your own home with a person from another household from today."

Sex is just one of the things that will be made "illegal" due to Coronavirus guidelines. Sex hasn't specifically been branded "illegal"
//New coronavirus guidelines//

just as a point of pedantry - it's not guidelines, or rules; it's the law (see link to legislation amendments at 08h28)
//Sex hasn't specifically been branded "illegal"//

No, but it has been made illegal and since sex in public is also illegal they have effectively made having sex with someone outside your household illegal. And ill thought out rushed piece of legislation that was bound to get these CORRECT headlines not matter how some on here are trying to spin it.

I wonder how the Bonking Prof and Rosie will manage :-)

How to prove it? Plenty of curtain twitchers. REckons a fir few of them re probably AB contributors judging by some posts.
ymb.//no but it has been made illegal// Where? Not in the Act.
See post at 08.28.
For goodness sake Danny. You cannot perform the Act and stay within the law. So by default, along with other things, it is illegal.

Or are you saying that I can pop over the road to slip Mrs Jones one and I wont have any chance of breaking the law?
YMB Then by the same token it is illegal to play poker or any other card game just because they are not mentioned as exempt.No, sex is not illegal.
Does Mrs Jones have a letter box?

Please tell me it's not one of those 4 inches from the floor.
She does, it suits her boyfriend, Neil.
Well I’ve not yet been able to figure out a position that keeps lovers two meters apart.
I'm pleased to note that 'elite athletes' are exempt in some weird way - I'm currently working on my elitism (the athleticism is a lost cause).
Probably because Rosie Duffield whined that if she couldn't have some nooky with her married lover then it's not fair that the less priveleged are at it like rats in a sack. All's fair in lust and war whatever flag you fly. :-)
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Ha ha SD I saw that
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// rats in a sack/// eweghhhhh
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I’ve heard of people ‘ loving’ trouble and will be there like ‘rat up a rope’ though :0)
Brothels wiill be off limits.
Rarely want broth anyway.

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