80 Year Old Man

[Gen23]

How happens to man's body and brain when he gets to 80 years old

[Canary42]

He needs a score for a century

[retrocop]

I'm hoping I'll become Benjamin Button Mk11.

[alavahalf]

When he needs to go to go to the toilet, he will get on the stairlift. By the time he gets to the first floor, he will have forgotten why he went upstairs in the first place !

[retrocop]

until he looks down at his slippers. :-(

[Denton]

I'll tell you in October.

[pixie374]

It depends... is there anything specific you are asking?

[dannyk13]

Depends on how active he is both in mind and body.

[Ken4155]

An 80 year old man is on honeymoon with his 20 year old wife. Because of his loud snoring, he suggests they sleep in separate bedrooms. "And, when I want some fun," he says, with a twinkle in his eye, "I'll knock on your door." She agrees and 15 mins later, she hears a knock. He enters, they have their fun and he returns to his bedroom.
20 minutes later, he knocks again, enters her bedroom where they have their fun before he returns to his own room.
20 mins after that, he's at the door again. He enters, they have fun, this time lasting several hours. Laying there exhausted, she says to him; "Know something, babe. I've been with men a quarter of your age and none have lasted as long as you, nor have made love to me as many times in one night. What's your secret?"
To which he replies, "I'm sorry, have we met?"

[Jordyboy9]

You are right danny13,
I am active in mind and body (well almost)
I could pee for Scotland,
Think I am finished
Then comes enough for England and Wales,
(83 in July )

[bookbinder]

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/healthy-aging/in-depth/aging/art-20046070

[dannyk13]

Body doesn't work very well, but the little grey cells are still pretty active.

[jourdain2]

Well, my 87-yr.-old husband's body isn't as strong as it was 10 years ago and takes a bit more maintenance - but you will find that that happens anyway as you age. He still walks miles with the dog, digs trenches in the garden and grows our veg.. It just takes longer and you have to be on the qui-vive. Mind - yes, that's fine. He didn't do cryptic crosswords until he met me and now is the 'King of Anagrams'.
Hearing is a problem, but that happens anytime and can be solved.
I'm not sure what you are asking, really. You get older and slower and you take longer and think harder. Just keep healthy really.