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-SharonA- | 13:41 Tue 05th May 2020 | Jokes
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An old guy hires a hitman to take out his wife of 40 years.
The hitman says "I will shoot her below her left tit"
The old guy says "I want her dead, not kneecapped!"
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That's cruel, Sharon!
13:42 Tue 05th May 2020
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Is her name Pat Ella?..
13:44 Tue 05th May 2020

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