The Last Thing You Need During Lockdown Is.....

[Barmaid]

No it isn't explosive diarrhoea with limited loo roll. It's developing an allergy to your own house!

Every time I've been in the living room for the last 2 days I've started with watery eyes, sneezing, streaming nose. Mr BM has helpfully suggested staying in the kitchen.

So what's the worse thing that you can imagine (shall we try light hearted for a change?)

[Prudie]

Have you considered wearing a face mask in there? I've heard good things about them :-)

[Barmaid]

Wow Randy! How you doing? Good to see you!

Anne - room was stripped last week and given a deep clean. I've chucked the Hoover round a couple of times since then.

We'll see how the antihistamines work. I've left the kitchen until Mr BM removes the huge spider that's in there.

[Barmaid]

Brilliant, Prudie!

[RandyMarsh]

I am good, how are you and yours?

[Barmaid]

We're fine!!! Lots of changes here in last 3 years. Moved (twice) and got married last year!

[MartinMillar]

A cat that decides to bring in mice bums, bird innards and rabbit ears

[Barmaid]

I share your pain, MM.

[MartinMillar]

Lol waiting for the little *** to come in so I can go to bed

[Barmaid]

Lol. Me too!

[MartinMillar]

Fed the ferals so the *** decided to try and take them on!!
He’s a pussy compared to to nidge and trish

[anneasquith]

Feather filled cushions ?

[Peter Pedant]

tree pollen
any trees growing there ?

or dust mite - might be ! hur hur hur - hoover frantically

lock down - nichty nochty needed
invite to the palace I should think....where the Ld Chancellor has scrawled - one chance only !

[wolf63]

I am, as usual, only interested in your Ginger God. How's his hobby of killing anything that moves going?

My boy, Frankie, will be fifteen at the end of June. That is if he survives the lockdown.

[vulcan42]

Could it be the deep clean has disturbed something and that's causing it?

[RandyMarsh]

Congratulations then!

Is fluff married yet?