One Night Stands

[Hopkirk]

Are these against the law now?

[JimF]

No, so long as you stay at least 2m apart.

And no threesomes, obviously.

[Hopkirk]

Spoilsport.

I hear it's only £30 for the first offence.

[Peter Pedant]

it will cost you alot more beforehand

[Prudie]

I was wondering how people having affairs are currently managing to sneak out and meet up. Must be some aching hearts around :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Oh, that may explain the interesting photos filling up my inbox.

[JimF]

That's what your webcam is for, isn't it?

[rowanwitch]

Easy for affairs if you planned it properly, you both accidentally got stuck somewhere other than home.....wife \husband think you are being so sensible.... One night stands if you have both had it and can prove it....but beware you may have to stay together for 14 days if one of you gets hot or coughs

[jno]

why would you have a one-night stand with someone who wasn't hot?

[237SJ]

Meet them around the back of Sainsburys when you go to get some UHT milk

[gness]

You asking for a friend, Hoppy?.... ;-)

[Arksided]

Yeah com'on Hopkirk spill the beans, don't be shy we're all friends here.

I've got mi' popcorn

[gulliver1]

2 meters apart , you bragging again jim ?.