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gness | 01:25 Sat 22nd Feb 2020 | ChatterBank

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Not wishing to take over Sherr’s lovely thread.
Lots of family coming over to celebrate this birthday. I think they’re just amazed I’ve made it. .... :-)

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Buenchico

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>>> On The Antiques Roadshow next week I can hear the experts discussing you now: Expert A: "Well, Fred, I've never seen one like this before, have you? Could it be one of a pair, perhaps?" Expert B: "I doubt that very much, Alice. A specimen as fine as this one has got to be unique, surely?" A: "You're probably right. It definitely looks like different to anything...

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Buenchico

According to Mikel Ruffinelli, women envy big hips and curves ;-)
https://archive.voice-online.co.uk/article/lady-worlds-biggest-hips-says-women-envy-her-curves

tonyav

I have learned over the years that it can be very very dangerous to critique anything to to with females ( they never ever forget ). Psssst just say what you think that they want to hear !

tonyav

LOL gawd blimey that Chris is a brave bloke.

albaqwerty

I'm glad that lady is happy with her curves, but let's get practical for a moment, all I'll say is it involves the bathroom and the cleansing of the area after use.

(which country was it which had the toilet roll theft?)

gness

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Bloody hell, Chris.... an hour glass figure? Think that’s a lot of dropped sand! How would I get through the turnstile when I go to see Kettering play?

You’ve got it, Tony!..... ;-)

gness

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I guess as the Romans, Alba.... a very long tesorium.....if I have the correct word.

gness

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Tersorium......I think.

Buenchico

It's amazing what links you find yourself clicking on in the early hours of the morning, after a couple of glasses of wine and reading a few posts on AB ;-)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylospongium

gness

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Indeed it is, Chris but I blame Alba.

albaqwerty

xylospongium reminds me of an ab'er.

Do you think Ken Dodd had that in mind when he thought of a tickling stick?

tonyav

Welllll I found out ( in the early 70's ) that them beer / pernod coolers in the bathrooms in the Spanish hotels at the holiday resorts ain't really beer or pernod coolers at all ( weren't to bad for cooling your feet in either ).

gness

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Oh I hope not, Alba....the way he waved it about....the stick I mean. :-)

gness

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I’m off to bed now with the image of Tony standing in a Spanish “beer cooler” cooling his feet... I’ll have nightmares!

hellywelly4

Happy ??? Birthday Gness. Hope you have a wonderful day. xxxxxxxx

gness

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Thanks, Helly....not quite yet but there is another even bigger birthday in the village the same weekend and our hotel is a popular wedding venue so things were getting fully booked up I discovered. Managed to book two holiday homes for family and my favourite pub with a fantastic chef for a dinner. Dave will host and cook for a drop in day here for friends and left over family......
Hope you're well.....x