Tell Us Your Most Embarrassing Story!!

[Smowball]

My best friend has just txt me about her weekend and her non existent sex life and I’ve replied, basically sympathising and agreeing, with a tad more detail....... but I was trying to multi task as I was trying to reply to 3 people at the same time, and I’ve accidentally sent my reply to teen Smow!! And yes he’s read it!!.......

[tiggerblue10]

Too many to mention and some of mine involve falling as well. Most of them are work do, alcohol related moments!!

[Spicerack]

When I was an innocent young cherub, I was stood in assembly when some girl stood in front of me started to........sob, sorry I can't go on.

[tamborine]

At a posh ball i wore a fabulous backless halter neck gown, that had to be bra-less. Dancing the night away i was unaware my tits broke loose & worse I was in all the photos :(

[Canary42]

Mine involves bashing the bishop as a virile teenager in the Fifties when attitudes were very different - I'm saying no more.

[tonyav]

As a teenager caught at it by my nan twice, two different girls though, the first one was German.

[tamborine]

Did you misunderstand ich liebe dich, tony?

[tonyav]

Nooo tambo, I only knew a few German swear words ;-)
I thought my nan would go ballistic because I was fraternising with the enemy ( they bombed her local chippy in 1940 you know ).

[zebo]

In the Sixth Form I had very long hair and the class had a youngish teacher. I dropped my pen and as I bent down to retrieve it he was walking by, my hair wrapped itself round the bottom button of his longish jacket. I was stuck there, head in his crotch, too afraid the try and disentangle my hair for fear of where I'd put my hands! It took a while to undo it, at the end of which I wanted to die of embarrassment.

[jno]

not me, thank heaven, but a friend I was with - classic story, really, went to the very fine loos in the Galeries Lafayette, one of the fanciest stores in Paris, and emerged trailing half a mile of paper under her dress. I had to haul her behind the ballgowns.

[Patsy33]

Some years ago now, when we took our 2 young boys to one of tje local swimming baths. I thought Id sit on the sude for a whike and watch the kids. As I sat diwn I felt something warm under my bottom. I was sat on a man's hand! I apoligised and quickly got back in the water. I felt really embarrassed. After about 10 mins, I got out again to sit on the side and watch. You'll never guess what happened AGAIN! (I'm sure he done it on purpose....) :-)

[Smowball]

OMG I love all these!!

[hereIam]

lol Patsy's made me chuckle the most ..

[david small]

Caught dancing with a mop by the chief engineer.
Accidentally broke wind in a lift, of course beautiful girl got in.
As a security guard went to get dog from van to quiet unruly crowd, dog went for me instead, crown laughed.
Standing static guard when someone wee’d on my head.
Lots more.

[david small]

Crowd not crown....

[MargoTester]

i bought a long dress to wear to my company's Christmas dinner dance and the first woman I saw had the identical dress on - could have been embarrassing but we both saw the funny side and congratulated each other on our good taste.

[Cloverjo]

I was at school at the time. I won’t say how old I was.
I’d been going out with a boy for a while. I was meant to dispose of the condom on my way home after I’d been to his house. I forgot about it.

Next day I was standing in a group of teachers and students, when I pulled out a tissue from my pocket. The used condom fell on the floor right in the middle of the group. Everyone just stopped talking and stared at it. I was frozen for a few awful seconds, but then picked it up saying ‘How did that get there?’ and chucked it in a bin. Excruciating!

[vulcan42]

A couple of years I was going through security at Belfast airport. Belt, wallet, camera bag etc placed in tray and then went I through the detection system which bleeped. Told to remove walking boots and then went through another machine where you had to stand still for ten seconds in the shape of an X, after five seconds my trousers fell down and I made a grab for them. "Don't move" the security man shouted, which naturally alerted everybody in the building who were now staring at me. In the meantime the first box carrying the belt etc had reached the end of the line while the boots were now mixed up with the persons boxes behind me. I was now racing up and down the line trying to gather all my stuff whilst still holding up the trousers to the amusement of everybody. I think the annoying part was my Son, who passed through without even being checked, seemed to enjoy my embarrassment more than everybody else.

[Cloverjo]

My husband’s trousers fell down when he was running for a train. He doesn’t wear underpants so it was doubly embarrassing.

[retrocop]

My trousers fell down at Pathos airport when I was told by a very officious young lady to walk back through the scanner. As I retrieved them from my ankles I turned round and said,"Well up t'il now it achieved it's sole purpose." The swarthy,stroppy dusky maiden went red and couldn't but help join in the laughter with the rest of her search team. As I retrieved my belongings from the Tray an elderly Cypriot security officer tapped me on the shoulder and said, "You could of smiled. You were on Candid Camera" as he pointed to the CCTV. My wife could not stop hooting with laughter through Duty Free, Immigration Control ,the Departure lounge until wheels up.