Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

Just a quick fact about myself...I am an avid collector of orange b&q buckets I now have 577

My question is.. if your were faced with an adult human sized earwig and could pick one kitchen item as a weapon which would you pick?

[jno]

self-erased, by the look of the top thread on that link. It must be quite awkward, like slowly covering yourself in Tippex.

(I suppose I ought to explain what Tippex is, for the benefit of younger readers.)

[shoota]

Show us yer Tippex jno...

[sanmac]

The last time I saw bobtheturkey the weather was fit for ducks, and he was waddling down the road with a capon on his way to the local B&Q.

[10ClarionSt]

BTT is not new to ths website, as others have mentioned. This OP is just as pointless as the ones he used to make. Time flies, nothing changes, eh Bob?

[shoota]

Who'd a thunkit, eh?

[Mamyalynne]

Bob is a breath of fresh air whatever time of year he pops in.

[albaqwerty]

are people who thunk the same sort of people who get round tuit?

;-)

[shoota]

I thunk so Albs.

[albaqwerty]

Thanks Shoots x

Strange the things you wonder after midnight...

A mate has strange thoughts in the shower, latest one he shared was his nipples were older than his teeth.

Sometimes I wish he wouldn't share....

[gness]

Of course Bob isn’t a newbie, 10C...... but he brings a bit of fun and banter and isn’t rude.... perhaps you could invest in an orange bucket or three.

[douglas9401]

Terms and conditions apply.

[10ClarionSt]

Gness @ 01.14: I haven't mentioned anything about BTT being rude; why would you?

[Purist]

"but he brings a bit of fun and banter and isn’t rude..."

Having seen a few of his "questions" I notice he barely ever replies to them, I would say his banter needs work..

[Theland]

Wondering what his favourite book is?

[douglas9401]

Son Of Pail Face