The Escape

[-SharonA-]

A prisoner serving 12 years in prison managed to escape.
He finally arrived at his home, exhausted & tired. His wife said to him,
"It said on the news you escaped at one o'clock. It is now 10pm!! Where were you??"
He was flabbergasted!!!

[Patsy33]

He got too much time on his hands! Lol...

[retrocop]

Dear Wife. Ever heard of 'Fake News?'

[Hopkirk]

She expected him earlier, but there was a lag.