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spathiphyllum | 16:21 Tue 02nd Apr 2019 | Jokes
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A man who was drugged and robbed by Cardi B tells the world that the experience was still better than listening to her music.
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She got her name from her mum telling her to rap up warm. Innit.
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LOL don't forgat ya cardi, B
Could've been worse, i suppose. Aileen Wuornos killed the men who tried to use her 'services'. Seven of them, i think.
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woii
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I was going to complain about this being in the Jokes category, but ...
had no idea who this "person" was, so looked around. Another low-life rapper who, with her equally talented sister, have a huge following. That says a lot about our society. The dregs are today's idols.
This "person" is now suing for ... (wait for it) ... defamation of character ! Some literally earthy quotes here:
https://www.complex.com/music/2019/03/cardi-b-sues-vloggers-over-drug-and-prostitution-claims
She openly admitted all that & is authoring a book about it as well.
I don't think the defence will have much of a problem.

Yes, this definitely belongs in Jokes.
Better than reading some of those stupid puns.

They say scum floats to the top.
Well, if nothing else we've sorted out which is the wrong side of bed to get out of.
I can beat that Douglas, another fun day in the Mr and Mrs Cal household :/
Would we get some sort of a laugh from it Cal?

After all, this is the jokes section and dark humour is cool;-/
I seriously doubt it 1ozzy, I know I can't - but at least I'm not Cardi- B :) x

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