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Boxing Match
I have just had a boxing match with a Star Wars character. I won, Han’s down.
I came up with a great letter-based joke. My mate reckons I should post it.
I thought I had run out of kitchen towel today. It turned out I had Plenty.
I was dribbling on the pillow last night when my partner woke up and said, “Stop playing football in the bed and go to sleep.”
Three guys broke into my house at 12:58, I punched two of them then my clock struck one.
The police knew five of us were involved in the Burrito shop robbery. However, I took the wrap.
When I was at the garden centre today I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
Joe Root was out for a duck yesterday. They were half price in Tesco.
I have fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me.
I left my partner because he had a balance disorder, I just couldn’t stand him.
I came up with a great letter-based joke. My mate reckons I should post it.
I thought I had run out of kitchen towel today. It turned out I had Plenty.
I was dribbling on the pillow last night when my partner woke up and said, “Stop playing football in the bed and go to sleep.”
Three guys broke into my house at 12:58, I punched two of them then my clock struck one.
The police knew five of us were involved in the Burrito shop robbery. However, I took the wrap.
When I was at the garden centre today I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
Joe Root was out for a duck yesterday. They were half price in Tesco.
I have fallen in love with my tailor. What can I say, he suits me.
I left my partner because he had a balance disorder, I just couldn’t stand him.
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