Aintree.....and Cilla

DTCwordfan | 07:35 Sat 06th Apr 2019 | Jokes

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Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson about his love of racing for the Grand National.

He bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he

could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black,

who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein

too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.

Lets go back to my 'otel suite, we could 'ave a lorra

fun.

So they went back to her hotel, the Aintree Hilton. After a couple of

drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad

passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If

you think that was good, let me shleep for half an

hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm

shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma

willlie in your right hand".

Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have

even better sex than before.

Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if

you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht

shex yet. You'll have to......."

I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n

balls again. No problem hun".

Cilla complies with the routine. The results this

time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all

over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and

Cilla asks

"Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand

and yer willlie in de other - does it really

stimulate yer dat much?"

Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last

time I shlept with a scouser, she shtole ma wallet !".