My Partner

Patsy33 | 22:07 Thu 21st Mar 2019 | Jokes

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My partner said if I take one more photo of her, she was leaving me. That's when I snapped!....

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Ken4155

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You should appeal to her better nature. Tell her that you pressing the shutter release was just a reflex action. I'm sure she loves you to infinity and beyond. By the way, i've seen her and she definitely doesn't want blowing up (as was suggested earlier), she's enlarged enough as it is. She certainly fills her frame.

00:32 Fri 22nd Mar 2019

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retrocop

Give her all the photos you took . She might give you some Brownie points.

retrocop

So Long Rita

sanmac

Anyway, this seems to be a bit of a burning issue; perhaps we should dodge it for a while.

Ken4155

vetuste_ennemi

Not quite on message with the intention of the thread, but I'm reminded of the famous critical dismissal of the Broadway production "I am a Camera" adapted from the Christopher Isherwood novel "Goodbye to Berlin" which gave us Fosse's delightful film version "Cabaret".

Anyway, back to "I am a Camera". "Me no Leica" wrote the critic.

vetuste_ennemi

(Oh, God! Somebody's mentioned Brownie points.)

Patsy33

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I don't intend to gloss over everything but she's a picture!...

sanmac

By any chance does your name happen to be Matte?