I Asked For

marval | 20:36 Sat 09th Mar 2019 | Jokes

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I asked for chicken drummers, and I was given pieces of chicken in breadcrumbs? Where are the feathery musicians I requested?

I have just found out my friend has had collagen implants, she has been pretty tight lipped about that.

I walked up to a farmer and asked him, “Why do you cut your maize-crops in the shape of a mythical horned-horse?” “My unique corn is none of your business,” he said.

Yesterday, my mate said he could control people’s minds. I said “Don’t make me laugh.”

The crossword was looking for a seven letter word meaning expected or usual but of course I wasn’t able to come up with one. Typical.

I tried to buy a town in the south of France. The locals were Avignon of it.

My friend says that he is a rabbit carver, not a rabbit butcher. Personally, I think he is just splitting hares.

I am doing community service at a funfair, but today I stole a wobbly mirror. I just hope it doesn’t reflect badly on me.