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Patsy33 | 20:46 Thu 07th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug? She's going to have her baby in the spring
  
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Boing!!!!!! ;o)
20:49 Thu 07th Feb 2019
Two married bed bug victims went to a motel to have an illicit affair, but could not consummate it – They stayed up the whole night inspecting the mattress with flashlights.

Boing!!!!!! ;o)
A bouncing bonny baby. :-)
I bet the labour will be over in the tick.
lol
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Perhaps she needs a coil fitted.....
Then she'd be foaming.
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I heard she's got a bad Tempur.....
A friend of mine is hospitalised after mistakenly eating daffodil bulbs. He's coming out in the Spring.
Could it be pillow talk.
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It mite be chipchopper!...

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