At The Doctors...

[Chipchopper]

A guy go's to his Doctor and says: Dr Dr, you've gotta help me, I have this terrible blinking in my right eye!"

Doctor: " Ah come on now, it don't look so bad".

Guy: "Doc, you don't understand, every time I go to the pharmacy and ask for painkillers, they keep giving me condoms!"

[spathiphyllum]

what do women and condoms have in common?

They're rarely on your penis.. more in your wallet.

[Patsy33]

So funny!!...