Am I Pregnent

[spathiphyllum]

I have a craving for soft boiled egg on white bread buttered.

Am i prego?

[spathiphyllum]

just did preggo wee test and it is official i am preggo, it said negative which obviously means "you are pregnant" because i couldn't think of more negative news.

[Rockrose]

Goodoh glad you find this subject so amusing.

[LadyCG]

Who's the father?

[spathiphyllum]

Lady CG i think it is tim burton but i am not sure, i ended up watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory last night and it just happened

[zebo]

I've just had two and I'm 70, looking for the camels in the garden.

[spathiphyllum]

Ciggies?

[Jordyboy9]

Spath you must be popular on here as nobody has pulled you up on your spelling as I was yesterday,apart from that can I have a pint of whatever you are on cheers.

[spathiphyllum]

People mustn't correct peoples spelling it's frowned upon! As for a pint i'm sure you wouldn't actually want a whole pint of douwe egbert

[pastafreak]

Spath seems to be hallucinating ...I doubt it's a pint he's having.;)

[spathiphyllum]

You're right it's a bloomin baby!!