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Patsy33 | 21:03 Tue 22nd Jan 2019 | Jokes
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My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing
And they're off!
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So it didn't last furlong in the end.
22:17 Tue 22nd Jan 2019
Patsy stable girls are notorious for giving a good ride
Hay, just breath in the Ayr and take a different tack in the morning.
You should have asked for a Steward's Enquiry.
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It certainly needs looking into Ken.
I'm going to sand -down my old kitchen table, in a bit...
I bet she'll soon be back when she sees the grass isn't greener on the other racecourse .... er, i mean other side.
I hope you get knobbled
Not get knobbled ^^^
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What are the odds she'll come trotting back?!..
6 - 9 my best odds
You never know, it may spur you on to better and higher fences.
Lynne fences or hedges?
depends how sulky she is, patsy
That Ascot to be the worst joke ever!
No . Beecher's Brook
Are you handicapped?

Are you wearing Jockeys

Or are you insisting the trouble and strife wears silks

Or have you been nagging her?
Good riddance. I wouln't want to be saddled with a nag. Plent of filly's out there but you may have to sell your Ford Mustang in the settlement.
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Have you come on here just to stirrup things DTC?...
Hey Doc - how are you? Odds on that things are going well even if you two are going each way.
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I see my wife has put her profile on a lot dating websites.
As far as I can see, she is Fakenham...

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