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DTCwordfan | 09:22 Tue 25th Dec 2018 | ChatterBank
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Christmas Cracker joke time - from your little explosive paper things today....

such as:
What do you call a Santa who doesn't believe in the Nativity, Christianity or any religion?

A Slaetheist......

Let's be having yours and a Merry Christmas to y'all.
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Where does Santa go after to Christmas to recuperate?

09:29 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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I dont know Maydup, where does he go?

To the elf farm!
09:31 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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probably Turkey?
09:32 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Have a great day, folks, even enduring all those awful, awful jokes. What is Santa`s favourite pizza? (Deep pan, crisp and even)
09:52 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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How long do reindeer's legs have to be? Long enough to touch the ground.
09:58 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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What is the most popular Christmas wine? "I don't like sprouts."
10:01 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?








"It's Christmas Eve"
10:12 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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groan, love Balder's one.....keep them coming....I need cannon fodder for lunchtime.
10:23 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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What carol do they sing in the desert?




O Camel Ye Faithful
10:28 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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What does Cinderella say while she's waiting for her photos to be developed?

....one day my prints will come.
10:50 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker
10:57 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Why is it getting so hard to buy advent calendars?



Their days are numbered
10:59 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Why is the snowman useless at cricket?

Always delivers S’no balls
10:59 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Why does Santa have three gardens?

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So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
11:42 Tue 25th Dec 2018

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