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DTCwordfan | 19:43 Wed 05th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does.

Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad.

Johnny comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.'

The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class.

She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad.

Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Mourinho's Manchester United'

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On a similar theme; A girl writes to a newspaper agony aunt.

"Dear Audrey, i am 23 and have met the most wonderful man - truly my soul mate. His name is Jap, also 23, a season-ticket holder at Ewood Park and a fully qualified doctor. He is Jamaican but has lived in this country for the last 18 years. I have invited him round to meet my family next Sunday and i am consumed with trepidation. My father has just been released from prison having served 4 years of an 8 year sentence for sex trafficking. He has been in and out of prison for much of my life and, when he has been away, times have been really hard. So hard in fact that my mother was forced to work the streets to make ends meet and to feed us and clothe us. My brother has been no help, whatsoever, as he, too, has always been on the wrong side of the law as the area's biggest drug dealer. I have heard whispers that he may also be responsible for one or two murders. My problem is, how can i tell my family that Jap supports Blackburn Rovers?

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