What Is The Difference?

BANANASPLITS | 13:42 Thu 06th Dec 2018 | Jokes

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What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is using a feather
Kinky is using the whole chicken!

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mallyh

oh that's a foul joke lol x

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I hope someone doesn't poulet off here ;-)

Ken4155

As log as you don't make irregular use of the 'parson's nose', banana :-///

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No ken i'm a breast man

Ken4155

I was a breast man, once. My speech went down a treat.

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Lol

Ken4155

Last time i had chicken, i was asked, "Do you want stuffing with that?" "No thanks,", i replied, "It's much too big."

DTCwordfan

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman customer and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me; I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

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LOL