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Patsy33 | 21:13 Sun 02nd Dec 2018 | Jokes
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My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football.

I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.
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Maybe she was out of your league
22:28 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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Pork pie ...heard a jumbo sausage;-)
22:29 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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Well I heard that she has a lovely pair of Bristol Cities, soooooo.
22:30 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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Lol
22:39 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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It must be Cherie Blair or is that Pair - of flats, naturally so
22:48 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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We're going to meet up later. I can see it all kicking off!...
23:05 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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I reckon you'll score!
23:13 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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I'd pass on that if I were you.
23:14 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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She hasn't turned up yet! I'll give her extra time...
23:30 Sun 02nd Dec 2018
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