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BANANASPLITS | 13:36 Tue 04th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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I went to the tattoo shop to get a tattoo of an indian on my back.
"Dont forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand" i said.
The tattooist said " blimey give us a chance mate ive only just finished his turban"!
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Bet you didn't ink it funny.
Admit it, you were needled.
You were'nt so brave after all.
True story; back in the day (about 14yo) bowing to peer pressure, i tattooed myself with Indian ink and a sewing needle. I was dating a girl called Sue at the time. Well, she's probably still called Sue unless she's gone in for one of those fashionable gender transitions. Anyway, I tattooed the letter 'S' just above my wrist. Obviously Sue and myself parted company shortly after so i tried to tattoo a dagger through the 'S' to make it look like a snake winding it's way around the blade of the dagger. Big fail. It looks more like a snake with an umbrella:-)
If the turban was scarlet, you definitely have a redskin on your back now!
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Why would he want a tattoo of a potato on his back, jj??
I got a face tattoo over the weekend.
If he had an onion also the tattooist will have made a complete hash of it. I am sure he will sikh compensation.
Was you Running Scared?...
they had to shave my eye brow off
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Do you have a l-ink spath so we can see it
W- ink w- ink...
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I had to read that twice twice ;-)
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Lovely spath good luck at your next job interview lol
I should Sioux him!..

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