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Patsy33 | 22:37 Mon 26th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.
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I have been Britten by the bug, Liszt ing all over the place, bet i'll be Brahams later on, but being a good person, i am sure i won't be un ravelling any time soon.
06:25 Tue 27th Nov 2018
I will mamyalynne, My neighbour's dog is making a noise as well.

He does Offenbach.
So do I Patsy, it looks as if it is about to Tippett down outside.
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Ives a feeling he's a bit of a Rebel!...
This is one of the best jokes you've composed patsy ;-)
The idea that classical music (in popular culture) will ever rival the attractions of programmes like "Bake off" is just a Delius myth.
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Thanks. I'd better get Orff now...
Does that dog of yours Offenbach, Ptsy.
The cupboards are a fetching shade of Verdi-gris.
I'm laughing so much that I Rips-me-corset-off.
I have been Britten by the bug, Liszt ing all over the place, bet i'll be Brahams later on, but being a good person, i am sure i won't be un ravelling any time soon.
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Cage, didn't he write The Sound of Silence?

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